Tuesday, 5 March 2013

POLITICS!



So when I was a little lass

Sat on my Daddy's knee

I knew about the evil one

That they called Mrs T

My Dad he didn't like her

Infact he thought her shit

Screwing up the North East

And closing all the pits

Unemployment hit 3 million

We'd never seen the like

Divided up whole families

Whilst getting on our bikes

But by the late late 80's

The tories said 'no more'

Some new blood was needed

So she was finally shown the door

And in they wheeled John Major

he had the common touch

His dad worked in the circus

Lived in council houses, and the such

And while he spouted values

And told us how to act

He was slipping old Edwina one

Not a rumour, it's a fact

And by the time the 90's hit

92 to be precise

We went and brought them back again

a 4th term wasn't nice

But finally in 97

A new man, Tony Blair

He brought us Cool Brittania

To drag us from depsair

We had Diana's awful 'accident'

We had the twin towers getting bombed

But Tony being the cool kid

Spun to great aplomb

But then it all went wrong from there

Because then came the wars

Our soldiers went to god knows where

And no-one knew the cause

So old Tony took a well timed bow

and said his time was spent

And then we had that  Gordon Brown

to lead the government

But folk are fickle he was old

And he only had one eye

He called some bird a bigot

He was bumbling, sad and shy

But for us it got a whole lot worse

2010, on May 6th

When we were all quite undecided

so we gained 2 odious pricks

The future lay in Nick Clegg's hands

Which was really quite a shame

As he chose to suck up Cameron's arse

For his 15 mins of fame

So now we're left with these 2 clowns

It's brought on mass depression

As the Uk's fucked, it's getting worse

With a triple dip recession

And alas we have 2 more years

To suffer what they've done

While they lie to us and laugh at us

The Tory Lib Dem scum

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